Funny Moments from “Matryoshka”

Eva, 5 years old.
— What is your daddy’s name?
— Mommy calls him “handsome,” Grandma calls him “sonny,” and I call him Daddy.

Filya, 3 years old.
— What does your daddy do for work?
— He works as a daddy.

Adelina, 4 years old.
— How old is your mommy?
— She’s old — she’s five.

A funny moment from teacher Natasha:

Leila, 3 years old.
— Natasha, I’m going to a wedding!
Natasha: — How wonderful! Who’s getting married?
Leila: — Me, of course! I have a dress.
— Natasha, where is my prince?

Funny moments from Natalia Evgenievna:

Adam, 6 years old, showing a photo during “Show and Tell”:
— This is our karate group.
Lenya: — Wow, so many little karate kids!

Natasha: — Katya, you did such a great job! You solved all the problems so quickly!
Katya (proudly): — Yes, I copied them from Masha really quickly!

Vika, 4 years old:
— I’m going to marry Alyonchik!
Natasha: — But you said you were going to marry Denis.
Vika: — I’ll marry them one at a time!

Jacqueline:
— Today I brought my toys and I’m going to share them with my friends, but I’m going to play by myself!

Natasha: — We missed you, Alain!
Denis: — I missed you too!
Masha: — If you missed him, give him a kiss!
Denis: — Boys don’t kiss. Boys shake hands!

We are playing the quiet game.
Luka repeats after me:
— One, two, three — washcloth!

We are reading the fairy tale The Frog Princess. I ask:
— Who is a bride?
Emily, 5 years old:
— She’s a lady who wants to get married!

Arnold, 6 years old:
— Success is when you manage to get everything done in time.

Natalia Bragina